Monday Morning Madness: New Age Martha Stewart, Here.

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Hello Monday, you’ve really kicked my ass. Stress-wise, that is. You know the feeling, so I’m not going to harp, or keep the negative energy flowing, I’m going to make peach and fig tarts. As I did above. And, yes, they are pretty mostly because I like pretty things, but note, they fell apart the second you tried to eat them because, again, yes, I insisted they be gluten-free. So no worries, I’m no real Martha Stewart, my tarts are all show. But they tasted amazing and were also vegan, so woo! I only used honey and a tad of agave to sweeten, so I suppose it’s ‘a give and a take’ sorta’ thing. The flour was gluten-free obviously, so they were a brown-rice flour, so it makes the dough a little, hm, flakier, we’ll say. However, it did singe the ‘guilt’ a bit. Anyhow, this was the inspiration for a Monday afternoon full of attempt-to-be-Martha-Stewart fun. Of course, I opted for the ‘Laura-version’, trying to make it vegan and such. Note: I am no longer vegan (vegetarian), yet I sometimes find making things vegan are easier, and no, I have no idea as to why. I am definitely by no means good at baking, but it was actually quite lovely and stress-relieving. Maybe it was the wine? Probably, but we’ll go with the baking on this one. Perhaps we’ll be drunken Martha’s together? Perfect. Creative endeavors come in all forms, we’ll stick to that. xoxo. 

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{p.s…when you are trying to ‘vibe’ with your inner Martha, if you mix honey and cinnamon…it makes a mean natural and delicious decorating tool/option when you put it in a ketchup bottle, etc., so you can make frilly hearts, like above, without all the added refined sugar, hell yea!}

p.s.s…check out my 10 Reasons He Doesn’t Have a Girlfriend, with all the other awesome writers over at 20something. xoxo.

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Lazy Strawberry Scone Cake

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This is, indeed, the easiest, laziest, cake you’ll ever make. Mostly because it’s so versatile and only requires about three ingredients, but mainly because it does involve a box. Now, I’m usually not too keen on anything boxed, I like to make everything the ole’ fashion way…from scratch. However, if it’s the best box possible, I’ll take it. It can be gluten free, vegan, purple-polka dotted, and it would undoubtedly work in this recipe.

 So without further adieu, you’ll need:

 1 box of whatever delicious scone mix you desire. (options: Wholesome Chow has a great vegan, gluten-free mix, or Alex Jamison’s homemade scone recipe could add some prep time, but would pay off)

 1 1/2 cups farmer’s market strawberries (you can also mix around the fruit, peaches would be delightful)

 Coconut oil, about 3 tbsp.

 1 cup Almond Milk

Directions

Preheat oven to 350F

Follow the scone recipe as directed (the oven prep time might be a bit different depending on different mix use, if so, follow their directions). Pour scone batter in coconut-oil greased glassware. On top of the first layer of your batter, add your strawberries. Then, with remaining batter, simply pour over the strawberries (hell, get crazy, if you think you may want more strawberries before you cover them with your batter, throw some more in). Pop it in the over for around 15-20 minutes depending on your oven. Serve warm (my pick), or at room-temperature.

*note: you may have more or less bake time, because you want to the strawberries to cook down and become almost, jam-like. So keep an eye on it, once you see a bit more of a ‘melted’ strawberry middle and a bit of browning on the top, it’s done.

 It’s kind of crazy how pretty and Southern cobbler-ish, it turns out to be, being so…lazy. It’s perfect for a cozy get-together dessert, and best right out of the oven. You could have it in your fridge ready to go, and pop it in the oven just before dinner or whenever, and voila! Call me a cheat, but being a ‘southern belle’, and such, best believe it’ll be ‘homemade’ that night. xoxo.

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